Blogatastic HOW TOs

by Noah

How to Tango:

I don’t know how to Tango

How to make shrunken heads:

1. First buy apples
2. Peel apples
3. Carve apples into faces.
4. Get lemon juice and salt mix into juice.
5. Soak apples in juice.
6. Get string and tie it to the stems of the apple.
7. Tie other side of string to oven rack.
8. Cook over night on high.
9. Hang up high inside home.
10. Wait 10 days.
11. You know have shrunken apples.

How to hypnotize people:

1. Get the person comfortable. Settle the person into a comfortable chair or sofa. Let him relax and get comfortable for several minutes.
2. Breathe deeply. Remember to breathe with the person you are trying to hypnotize. Slowly inhale and hold the breath for one beat, then exhale. Repeat the deep breathing pattern until both you and the other person are relaxed. Instruct the person to focus on an object. Focus is part of the relaxation process. You’ve probably seen old movies where the hypnotist makes the patient focus on a watch swinging like a pendulum. This doesn’t have to be how you focus. Consider having the participant focus on a related object if he is trying to connect with a specific memory of an even or another person. Mental focus can also be achieved by having the person remember a place where he feels safe such as a childhood bedroom, the beach or wherever is personal for him.
3. Speak slowly, softly and in a controlled fashion. As much as you want to relax the other person, you must relax and control yourself. Pay close attention to your speaking voice. Talk slowly and softly, controlling your tone and your speed. If offering suggestions while the participant is under hypnosis, remember to give precise, clear instructions in the same controlled tone.
4. Listen to tone as well as words spoken. When a person is relaxed enough to fall into hypnosis, his breathing slows and often his tone of voice changes. Listen closely to the changes. You will be able to tell when he is open to suggestion.
5. Avoid pushing or forcing hypnosis. Trying to force hypnosis into a specific memory or trying to move too fast will hinder the process.
6. Be patient. Developing the skill to consistently be able to hypnotize people takes time. Go slowly and you will succeed.
Hypnosis is at its core a relaxation technique. In order to excel at hypnotizing people, you must remain calm and relaxed and be able to transfer that calm to the person you are working with. http://www.howtodothings.com/health-fitness/how-to-hypnotize-people

How to burp on command:

1. Stand up--or at least, sit up. Gas goes up. If you're lying down, you're less likely to burp.
2. Drink a heavily carbonated beverage. By swallowing the beverage, you will necessarily introduce gas into your stomach. When the gas rises in a burp, it may bring other gases up with it, which is helpful if you're trying to relieve excess air.
3. Close your mouth and nostrils so that you cannot inhale any additional air. Then exhale and swallow the exhaled air with saliva. In this case, you introduce air just so that you can burp it. This is useful for burping on command but might not help release existing gas.
4. Ask someone to gently pat you on the middle of your back and alternate with rubbing in circular motions. This can stimulate the air to rise, similar to when it's done with babies.
5. Close your mouth as you burp and let the gas come out through your nose. Hold your hand up to your nose so that the air released dissipates against it. Doing this will help your burp be as subtle as possible.
How to Burp without people noticing.
1. Close your mouth when you feel it coming. It is vital that your mouth is closed.
2. Slowly let it out, with your mouth closed. Remember to do it slowly, or you will automatically open your mouth, and you don't want that to happen.
3. Open your mouth, and breathe it out slowly.